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allgoodthingsflowintothecity:

I’d never seen the face of the figure I got in the mail before.

At first I assumed the company made a mistake. But they swore it matched the photographs I attached, so I shrugged it off and ordered a new one, double-checked that I used the right pictures of myself this time, front and side…

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

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Everyone you know respects you. This disgusts you.

A Greek man is shouting incomprehensibly at you. This is why you are drunk.

A woman is looking at you. She is wearing her hat in a manner you find unbearably independent and mannish. You despise her.

You are standing on top of a mountain. The mountain admires you for climbing it. You do not care what the mountain thinks of you, and you light a cigar. The cigar admires you for smoking it. You sneer casually at the sun. Somewhere there is a white door.

You hate every single one of your friends. You have no friends. You are alone at sea. How you hate the sea, but how you respect the fish inside of it. How you hate the kelp. How indifferent you are to the coral.

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How to Tell if You’re in a Hemingway Novel (via laurencombeferre)

a-lovely-russian:

nedcans:

imagine ivan trying to mock alfred’s accent

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wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(Source: hirookigoto)

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs