snarkys:

Hey tomorrow, fuck you and your friend yesterday 

But you can never catch me because 

I’m old, I’m bold, I broke that fucking mold when I was young

 and dumb and full of fuckin’ cum 

And if you feel the way that I’m supposed to feel then you are

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thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

courfiusette:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”